Posted 4 days ago

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

Posted 4 days ago

green-tea-rex:

It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

Posted 4 days ago

pr1nceshawn:

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

Posted 4 days ago

weestark:

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

do not tempt me with such delights.

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
Jensen absolutely refused to ‘hit’ Meg in that original Devil’s Trap exorcism. Until Me and Kim convinced him, he outright didn’t find it acceptable to even fake hitting a girl. My words were ‘Dude, she’s talking about your momma and she’s a DEMON, of COURSE you’re gonna hit her!’
-Nicki Aycox (via itsjustjensen)

(Source: brothwinchester)

Posted 5 days ago

hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

Posted 5 days ago

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

(Source: exclusivelylouisck)

Posted 5 days ago
Jensen [Ackles] has a naked scene. [laughs]
Jared about what he’s most excited for fans to see in season 10 [x] (via jaredbottoms)
Posted 5 days ago
and it's about time I did something about that.

(Source: timelordsfallnomore)