Posted 1 day ago

sunnystrong:

doleful-capricious:

tentacletherapissed:

sixpackofswole:

sunnystrong:

"Wait…fit people have rolls too??!"

Yes, yes they do

Reblogging this not only because it’s what we people need to hear but also because I’m in love with this room.

THIS LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE THANK YOU

Probs not the same person

Yes u r so right. I took a picture of myself on the top and then photoshopped my sports bra and top of my spandex and scar on my stomach onto someone else’s stomach and then my pillowcase and sheets and wall just to make this post to trick all these ppl!!!!!! wow u caught me in the act red handed what shall I ever do now!!!????!

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Posted 1 day ago

fullmetalpipscream:

I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW

Posted 1 day ago

joshpeck:

this is art

(Source: human)

Posted 1 day ago
aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

(Source: toomanykids)

Posted 1 day ago

death-limes:

mypocketshurt90:

family show my ass

no but seriously

there’s a brother who’s got his sister’s back

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

Posted 1 day ago

kingjaffejoffer:

weaponsofmassdistraction:

Kanye; my favorite celebrity on earth, lmao.

i dont care if its fake, I want this on my blog

Posted 1 day ago
  1. *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  2. *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  3. *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  4. *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  5. *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  6. *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  7. *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  8. *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
Posted 1 day ago

msdeeadreamer:

And that ladies and gays is what I call the right fuckin spirit

(Source: bricesander)

Posted 1 day ago

vvhitehouse:

attracted to men sexually, repelled by men emotionally