Posted 58 minutes ago
Posted 59 minutes ago

threadsinthistapestry:

buzzfeed:

Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.

The last one killed me

Posted 1 hour ago

If this post gets 5000 notes I will go to my friend’s wedding dressed as the Tenth Doctor and behave like the Doctor for the entire evening.

lumos5000:

madmanwithabox-andafez:

lumos5000:

She will have a photo booth so this will be documented!!!

this needs to happen

Oh and just to up the ante I will “regenerate” half way though the evening and do some Eleven dancing on the dance floor

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Posted 1 hour ago

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

beyond-optimism:

jklawls:

AND HERE THEY ARE AS PROMISED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

As promised I took my cardboard cut out of David Tennant as my date to my senior prom. (Family meal is the restaurant we ate at)  

OH MY GOD.

he looks incredibly awkward the whole time XD

Posted 1 hour ago

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

bunnywith:

solarsaturation:

ronpaulproblems:

“Old Economy Steve”

mad as hell

My dad once told me that sometimes when he’d lose a job he’d have another one before he went home and I just…

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT STORY. THAT IS NOT RELEVANT TO MY JOB HUNT. I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A JOB FOR OVER A YEAR, DON’T TELL ME ABOUT HOW JOB HUNTING USED TO BE.

FUCK.

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 10 hours ago

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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Posted 10 hours ago
  1. year is 2392
  2. child: mommy i can't sleep
  3. mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  4. mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK